Friday, July 29, 2005

Went to a garden party ....finale

Now the hellcat that I was in my 20's would of probably knocked her out, and the woman that I was in my 30's would of just threw a drink in her face, but the woman that I am now......in my 40's just knew her life must be sorry enough that she had to go after another woman's man.....a man I knew she could never have.....but it was kinda fun to watch her try. I am sure her style has enticed other men.......but worry that my Husband might stray is something I don't have to think about, He is an honorable man, I wouldn't have settled for anything less.

The night was finally coming to an end and everyone was saying their good-byes and this was Elvira's most critical mistake........She had finally given up on cornering my Husband (again) about an hour before the good-byes started when she reached out to look at a piece of jewelry I had around my neck, which was an anniversary gift from my Husband a few years back and said to me as she was reaching to touch it,"That diamond is just gorgeous as well as the rest of your jewelry (What can I say! I'm a girly girl, I love jewelry.....diamonds are my catnip!) and I have been admiring them... all night!"  And this is when I quickly stopped her hand in mid reach and hissed, "That ain't all of mine you've been admiring all night honey......and just like my Husband, you can't touch this!"  And as I pushed her hand away I said,"Oh.... and by the way.......I don't wear..... underwear!"

Jim as well as my girlfriends almost spit the last of their drinks through their noses and I was quickly rushed out the door .......... What!!! I didn't hit her, I didn't throw a drink in her face, I didn't cause a scene and ruin the party for the host and hostess......I thought I was being nice about it too! lol I don't think Elvira and myself will be socializing at any more parties......Awwwwww!

It's nice to know that my Husband still has it.... even at mid life and he's mine all mine!

13 comments:

madcobug said...

LOL. a good ending. You got you point across too. Helen

hadonfield78 said...

Is he as "territorial" as you are !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   ha ha ha

imshadowraven2 said...

hahahahahahahaha thank you for making my day.................Robin

mawmellow said...

i swear i wanna be just like you when i decide to grow up !!  wait...i am older ! oh well....

psychfun said...

That was one of the best I've heard! I'll have to remember that! She's probably a gold or diamond digger! Should tell her to "go mining elswhere!"

happysunshien said...

lmao....that is so funny!  been there and done that myself!  go you!!!!

kelly

dornbrau said...

I am so proud of you, I couldn't have done better myself!

courtenaymphelan said...

I enjoyed this entry...many laughs and it was like watching a movie...I knew the star would come out on top! Amazing how quick and targeted our insticts are        cmp

awen1122 said...

I FREAKIN LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

brandyp0509 said...

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sunnyside46 said...

i think you handled it with style & grace!
Marti
http://journals.aol.com/sunnyside46/MidlifeMusings

sdoscher458 said...

That was a great retort...little miss Thong got put in her place.  Good for you and you didn't even break a nail!....Sandi

yankeygr said...

Great story! I found myself waiting for each entry to see what happened next! Very well put and also very well handled! Thanks for sharing, Rhonda
http://journals.aol.com/yankeygr/RhondasStrangeThoughtsandPics