Monday, November 15, 2004

Leave me alone BILL!!!!!

Oh how I hate to get mail from "BILL" I seem to get a lot of mail from "BILL" He's always wanting money, he seems to have several different aliases too!

Phone
BILL, gas BILL, electric BILL, Insurance BILL(s), Credit card BILL(s), Cell phone BILL, Orthodontic BILL, his list of aliases seems to be endless. I don't think he's ever going away! He's pretty uncanny though, he always seems to show up just when I think I have extra cash left over in the checking account, I'm sitting around thinking hmmmmm what do I want? what do I want? and then WHAM!!! BILL
shows up with his hand out again! So much for that great lil pair of shoes, I was about to make mine! lol

I wish
BILL would take a vacation, a long vacation especially over the holiday season! Hasn't BILL
ever met SANTA? I seem to run into him out in public a lot too, I ran into him at the grocery store, the vets office, I swear he must hear the swooooosh of my debit card and come running.

I had a BIG SMILE on my face when I went out to dinner and then a show a while back........guess what I saw?.........."KILL
BILL"
part one and two! Oh the ideas that movie gave me! lmaooooooo

20 comments:

kimbellina1957 said...

LOL, YA NUT! THATS TOO FUNNY. SEEMS LIKE I HAVE BILL AS A SHADOW. HE IS ALWAYS LURKING AROUND ME SOMEWHERE AND NO MATTER HOW GOOD I USED TO BE AT DITCHING MEN, I CANT SHAKE THIS GUY FOR THE LIFE OF ME. LOL!
GREAT ENTRY KIM. WHAT A WAY TO START THE DAY. :)
KIM.

astaryth said...

If you ever figure out a way to hide from/or kill Bill, let me know... <LOL>
http://journals.aol.com/astaryth/AdventuresofanEclecticMind

maozmon said...

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phantasiadream said...

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plieck30 said...

Yep I had a shouting match with T-mobile "Bill" today. Damn him. Paula

aiibrat said...

Bill sure gets around.  I think he was knocking, I mean, waiting for me to pick him up.  What happened to picking the girl up??? And wants me to foot the "bill" on top of that!!! What is this society coming to??? -=X

ikoiko33 said...

Bill recently paid me a visit ...

Needless to say, he angered me, by taking ALL of my hard earned money, leaving me with a measly $58.29 for myself for four days.

Kasey

http://journals.aol.com/ikoiko33/TheReturnofKaseypalooza

gramroni said...

I couldn't quit cackling through one since it was "Bill" paying day here! Thanks!

donsolstice366 said...

Try changing the spelling of SANTA to SATAN and live life a I LIV it.

Internationally the adverb

I.N.R.I.

billatlan said...

Well, my name is "Bill" and I resent this character assassination:)

tradewind2004 said...

you are cute how about a date

rhonddag said...

Well, I have been hav'n an affair with "BILL" now for years.  It's funny, he never kisses me before he..................  The good news is that the affair is finally over!! (I finally got the nerve to ask my parents for a loan to consolidate credit card debt...bitter sweet, but a solution!)

krobbie67 said...

Hee hee hee. I saw your link on the finance page and thought I'd see what they highlighted. This was a hoot! And, sadly, so very true. Congrats on the feature!
:-) ---Robbie

whosedis said...

 I have had my share of men in my life who are like that.  Just can't seem to get rid of them.  
 Would love to hear some of your ideas.  LOL.

bisweetmess4u said...

This was too cute and I sympathize with you! Bill comes to me in many forms, he also AUTOMATICALLY snatches money out of my accounts. Having four children, Bill also makes a simple grocery trip turn into buying for an army. Bill does not like it when I buy stuff for myself, he knows when I get my bonuses and he comes running. I would have to say, Wireless Bill is the worst of them all......he always finds way to make sure we aren't paying just what we signed up for, and always wants more.

texconn said...

Totally aviod bill. PAY Cash upfront!
or, don't incur bills altogether!

beautylady31 said...

Girllllllll...............................

I completely relate to you, the bills aren't any joke! They are off the hook and out of control. It's Mid - December and Bill won't even allow me to buy 1 pair of sexy boots to wear to work or to go out on a date. I am lucky if I can even get my hair done-every now and then. In my opinion the worst bill is the car note, especially if you need your car to get to work. As a single parent, my only solution is to cut the credit cards, which I have done recently. Say to yourself, "If I don't have the cash, then I'll just do with out it " Let's face it all of us have earned much less money than what we are presently living off of. You just need to sacrifice for the sake of Bill!


                                                                      Sincerely Yours,

                                                                      Struggling Also

lilliangav said...

i finally was abel to laugh

lwscpa said...

Add one Bill to your list -a Bill to yourself.  Pay yourself first into a savings account at a bank or credit union you don't do business with now that knows nothing else about you.  Every month.  Pay yourself $10, $20, $50, it doesn't matter how much.  It's the discipline of paying yourself first that matters.  In time--maybe a month, maybe a year, you can pay off one bill--like an ugly, high interest credit card--and still keep paying yourself--your first "Bill".  Your inviolable Bill.  That Bill from yourself will become your favorite Bill every month because that bill will turn your financial fortune around--and it makes no demands on you other than to take care of yourself.  It will allow you to climb over al lthe other bills and eventually establish financial security.  Don't give up.  Pay yourself first.  Next month.  Every month.

You will come to love this Bill.

LWS

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 is kimberleigh married ,? she`s hot