Friday, September 30, 2005

'The Tellings' SOB'S lol

OK, I've been asked to share some of the 'Tellings' (stories passed down from one generation to the next) Some of these will come with a warning....you see the Matriarch of the family... is a lil naughty, I can't even repeat some of her tellings in polite society! lol This woman rules over an Irish Clan of 75? Yes, that sounds about right.....7 kids, 18 grandchildren, 26 great grandchildren and 1 great- great grandchild along with various in-laws thrown in for good measure lol


A story passed down from Uncle Steve.........decorated Nam Vet


My Father (being the oldest) and his next in line Brother Emmett were true SOB's....all the Sons of my Irish Grandparents served during the Viet Nam war...all 5 of her sons. Her baby, my Uncle Steve came back haunted and wounded from the ground battles in Viet Nam (Army) He was honorably discharged and sent home unable to walk.


Since his room was on the second floor, he slept on the couch until he regained full use of his legs. There was no air conditioning in that old house near the Taylor Street area of Chicago....so he could hear My Father and my Uncle Emmett stumbling home from the neighborhood bar every night where they both tried to wash away the memories of a bad childhood.


Many a time they snuck up on my Uncle Steve and threw firecrackers at him to watch him dive for cover.....very cruel I know! Or they would wait for him to fall asleep on the couch and scream incoming while they both made slow whistling sounds. Uncle Steve was the only one of her sons to have hand to hand combat in Viet Nam while the others served from a far.


Uncle Steve decided one night to exact his revenge on his menacing two older brothers.......He pretended to be sleeping on his couch/bed waiting for them to do their nightly ritual of having that last cigarette in almost a sleep state in one of the living room chairs. There were plenty of nights my Uncle Steve had to slowly lower himself on the floor and drag himself across the room to extinguish their cigarettes before they burned down the house in their drunken slumber.


This night while he pretended to sleep, they were true to form, lit their smoke and nodded off.....he quietly lowered himself to the floor and crawled across the room to them where he preceded to roll up the bottom cuffs of my Father's socks and then roll down my Father's socks then Uncle Steve scooted back and swung his crutch with all his might, across the shins of my Father...busting open both of them....my father barely moved. Then Uncle Steve rolled the socks back up, rolled the cuffs back down and watched as the blood soaked through them. Then he did the same to my Uncle Emmett.


The next morning both woke up unable to stand on their legs and required stitches. My Uncle never revealed his revenge to them......they just assumed they got their arses kicked at the local bar, or did it to each other on the way home from the bar. Both my Dad and my Uncle Emmett have passed on.......I'm sure they both know everything thing now! lmaoooooooo


 


I will post more of the 'tellings' from time to time....it will explain sooooo much of who I am! lol

10 comments:

heathyrxmarie said...

LMAO! That is great!  I can't wait to hear more!
Hugs,
xoxox
Heather

madcobug said...

HURRAH!  for Uncle Steve. And who could blame him. Wonder if they kept up that torment to the poor man, guess he didn't much like those two after the cruel treatment they did to him. Helen

tillysweetchops said...

My goodness, they must have been practically comatose not to have woken with that kind of pain. What a story! More please...

Tilly x
http://journals.aol.co.uk/tillysweetchops/Adventuresofadesperatelyfathouse/

jmorancoyle said...

    Great story. It's amazing just how much evil one brother can pull on another. Looking forward to more.
jude
http://journals.aol.com/jmorancoyle/MyWay

sdoscher458 said...

God sometime with brothers you wonder how they ever survived. My hubby had a brother who dislocated his hip by grabbing his leg in mid jump....body cast six months! Ah youth....Great Grandma had to be BAD just to keep everyone in line!LOL....Sandi

sunnyside46 said...

this is a great story...hopefully the first in a series
Marti

judithheartsong said...

oh I like this! judi

hestiahomeschool said...

what an incredible story...

thisismis72 said...

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brandyp0509 said...

OMG that is hysterical though I will have to admit that I was pulling for Uncle Steve's revenge, lol.  Love ya! Brandy