A few things I gotta do that I really don't wanna do
Work out.......just finished my second month of the Monday, Wednesday Friday thingy....it's Wednesday and I don't wanna go! Today is weigh in and measure day, since I don't own a scale, since they haven't been a good friend to me in years, I have to go and face the numbers. So far I've lost 5 pounds and a total of 9 inches.....how come I have to work so much harder taking it all off then I ever did putting it on? Kinda hard to still call it baby weight, since the baby is 14 years old, denial is a very powerful tool! lol lol lol
Get my home ready for the MIL inspection.......I have 2 weeks to complete this task, I need 4 weeks, but even if I had 52 weeks, it would never muster up to her idea of clean compared to my idea of clean. If it isn't smelling of bleach than it ain't clean! My dog didn't take kindly to being bleached the last time she "visited"
He used to be bigger and black! Just kidding!!!!Today is the first day of summer vacation.........nuff said!!!!!!!!
Still not looking forward to the plane ride with the crazy 1st wife all the way to Jamaica (Less than a month) can you say "Air Marshall?" I think in all of my entries on the "2nd Wives Club" series I might have forgotten how she and I ended that last conversation....you remember the one, "For Melissa's sake, can we please put this all behind us" conversation??" This woman said to me, "The reason that I think we have never got along was that we are so much alike!" ( Ok deep breaths everyone........DEEP......BREATHS!) where I answered to that with, "You and I are NOTHING alike! And the reason we never got along was we ARE (not were, ARE) in love with the same man!" where as she quickly agreed and that was the end of that conversation!
6 comments:
Kim, Thanks for sharing the end of the conversation with the 1st wife. My MIL is dying from liver cancer. She lives with us. I have always been know as Mr. Clean because I have such a low threshold for messes and dirt. I'm the one who is trying to keep the house clean. I'm laughing at your comment about the bleach. I will admit, I clean all of the food preparation areas with bleach water. LOL. Smiles, David
Got lots of laughes from your entry today...lol...I love the dog being bigger and black...lol...good thing you said you were kidding...some one just might be as silly as to think so...lol...and as for the ex....boy..I don't envy you on that plane..yuck..well, take care friend and good luck with the weight...sounds like you are doing a good job...9 inches is great..Hugs,TerryAnn
Wow she admitted she still loves him??!!! OMG!! Well, that plane ride will be interesting to say the least. I hope it's not too horrible.
LOL on the bleached doggie!
Have a good evening! Pamela
I'm with you on the working out and scales. ....And the baby fat. LOL@ your poor little white dog that used to be big and black (lolololol). As far as your MIL, just spray Febreeze everywhere. She'll never know.;) Plane ride? Crazy ex wife who is still in love with your man? Oooo JUICY STUFF!!! I must read some back entries!
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poor puppy!
Marti
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