It's official.......I'm no longer allowed in polite society until whatever I am going through runs it's course! My Mother was finished with menopause by the time she was my age, my sister who is a year older then me has been going through it for 18 months now........so I'm guessing this is menopause and I will confirm it with a blood test when I get back from my trip.
Yesterday the DH finally gave in to my pleading about buying some new clothes. I would say we have gone shopping together maybe 2 times in the 20 years we have been together. He hates to shop but this time he made me go with him and like a tired, spoiled brat I whined the whole time......a tantrum thrown by a 43 year old woman is not a pretty sight, but I could not help or stop myself....I am spinning out of control. After all was said and done I have to admit he listened to me this time and pretty much bought everything I liked and didn't buy one single ugly shirt! lol And I have to say he looked HOT in his new style of clothing...........You know you married the right man when every time you see him, you'd hit on him all over again! lol lol lol
We ended the day with a late dinner.....bitchy girl (that's me) wanted steak and shrimp......so the DH took bitchy girl for steak and shrimp. Bitchy girl wanted off the menu the garlic filet mignon medallions with the garlic grilled shrimp, but bitchy girl didn't want all that minced garlic on top, so bitchy girl asked politely if they could make the dish without adding all the minced garlic on top (I'm talking about a tablespoon of minced garlic added as a garnish on top) It's not as if I needed to keep werewolves away or anything....I just didn't want to taste that dinner for the next few days.........bitchy girl also ordered a margarita on the rocks to take off "the edge" or "The chip" on my shoulders I was carrying around with me for the last few weeks.
I was quite calm by the time they started serving....that is until I saw all the minced garlic all over my food, that I specifically asked not to be there........mistake number one right?? Oh mistake number two came right after that..........when I pointed it out to the waiter and without a blink of an eye he said, "Well, you can just scrape it off right?" where as the other Kim would of said, "couldn't you just take it back and have them make me a new order without the garlic like I asked?" But NOOOOOO bitchy girl said (without a blinkof an eye) "Well, can't you just stick it up your ass?? minced garlic and all??"..........OHHHH bad form bitchy girl!!!!!
Needless to say I am taking myself out of polite society until I land in Jamaica and let the beauty of the island sooth the savage beast that has taken over me........Jim said something like, "If you keep this up you will be spending the whole time Hannibal Lector style.......straight jacket, lovely leather face mask and on a dolly!" OHHHHH MY BAD!!!!! lol
Bleckkkkk! The tan lines???? lol lol lol