Thursday, May 25, 2006

2nd Wives Club (4)

The next 'incident' with the DH's 1st wife took place on a week night very early in the a.m. Apparently she was unaware that I had my own apartment inside the house I grew up in, so when she had a snoot full one night she came to the front door on my Mother's house ( Now mind you this woman my Mom, is the woman I get my feistiness from, she would never do anything to embarrass herself, but this woman can always handle her business! lol)

Jim and I had spent the day and evening together and he left my apartment around 11:00 a.m. Unaware to me around 12:30 a.m. my Moms front door rang, and even though she had never seen Jim's 1st wife she had no problem figuring out who the intoxicated woman standing at her front door was. The conversation went something like this.......

1st wife - "I'm looking for my Husband"
My Mom  - "Did you check his house because it's late and he's not here?"
1st Wife - "Errr, No I thought I would find him here"
My Mom - "Well he's not and let's get something very clear right now, whatever problems you might think you have with Jim, don't  bring them to my door ever again"

1st wife leaves without saying another word, we find out later she had no idea that she even came to my house, she was that intoxicated. Little did I know her night did not end there. Did she heed my Mother's advice about not coming to her door ever again.........nope! She was too drunk to know she even came to my house that night, but she was warned and whatever happens after that, was all on her!

After not finding Jim at my place she went looking for him, let's just say her night included a bowling ball, a picture window, a trip to the "bush club" well more like a landing in a 25 foot evergreen, she could of ended up in jail for attempted murder too! She did end up in the ER though.............completely her doing!

Don't touch that dial folks, we'll be right back after these few important messages! lol lol lol


sunnyside46 said...

well, that was quite an interesting evening

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thegirlnexdoor77 said...

No way.....your mama didn't give her a a$$ whippin did she....hehehehehehe...TerryAnn

lanurseprn said...

WOW!!  I'd have really loved your mom!!

psychfun said...

OMG...LMAO...that is hysterical. Good thing Jim got away from her. Does she still act like this? Too bad you don't have this all on tape to show at family parties! Ha! That would keep her from coming around & bothering you! HA!