Today is the day I meet with the plastic surgeon........then I'm off for "my extreme cancer make over" Am I even going to stand my myself when all this is over??? lol
New Boobs likened to a perky 19 year old woman soon to be attached to a 43 year old Broad!
A mini tummy tuck to create the new boob! A new tattoo to go along with this new boob of mine even though I swore to the DH that I wouldn't have anymore after my shamrock was tattooed on my ass almost 8 years ago.....sorry Honey..this is out of my control....I'm going to need that tattooed on areola!! heeee heeee! And because I have such a big giving heart....if need be I will be more than glad to donate some of my ass to help anyone I can rebuild their own boobs who might not have enough of their own material shall we say?? lol
After chemo is over most likely I will have thicker, lusher hair and there is a possibility it might even come back with some curl to it! And did I mention I won't have a bad hair day for awhile or have to shave my legs?? My theory on this is............no wigs or hats for me...........just some really big, gaudy earrings and trust me on this....people won't even notice that bald head of mine, they will be saying, "Did you see that woman's earrings?? Aren't they Hideous!!!!!!) Give them something else to focus on and watch their tongues wag! lmaooooo
The chemo will most likely stop my period therefore no more homicidal tendencies! lol
And I am bound to loose more weight without all the working out and watching what I'm eating!
Good GOD, I already can't stand myself and I'm still the old me! lmaooooooo
I am ready for my close-up! lol lol lol Too Bad cancer can't make me grow about 5 more inches...........damn it! damn it! DAMN IT! Ü