Tuesday, August 8, 2006

My Extreme Cancer Make Over.......begins real soon!

Today is the day I meet with the plastic surgeon........then I'm off for "my extreme cancer make over" Am I even going to stand my myself when all this is over??? lol


New Boobs likened to a perky 19 year old woman soon to be attached to a 43 year old Broad!


A mini tummy tuck to create the new boob! A new tattoo to go along with this new boob of mine even though I swore to the DH that I wouldn't have anymore after my shamrock was tattooed on my ass almost 8 years ago.....sorry Honey..this is out of my control....I'm going to need that tattooed on areola!!  heeee heeee! And because I have such a big giving heart....if need be I will be more than glad to donate some of my ass to help anyone I can rebuild their own boobs who might not have enough of their own material shall we say?? lol


After chemo is over most likely I will have thicker, lusher hair and there is a possibility it might even come back with some curl to it! And did I mention I won't have a bad hair day for awhile or have to shave my legs?? My theory on this is............no wigs or hats for me...........just some really big, gaudy earrings and trust me on this....people won't even notice that bald head of mine, they will be saying, "Did you see that woman's earrings?? Aren't they Hideous!!!!!!) Give them something else to focus on and watch their tongues wag! lmaooooo


The chemo will most likely stop my period therefore no more homicidal tendencies! lol


And I am bound to loose more weight without all the working out and watching what I'm eating!


Good GOD, I already can't stand myself and I'm still the old me! lmaooooooo


I am ready for my close-up! lol lol lol Too Bad cancer can't make me grow about 5 more inches...........damn it! damn it! DAMN IT! Ü


 

30 comments:

nolefan38 said...

You are too much, you have the best attitude, if this ever happens to me you do know I'll have to come live with you because your spirit is just over the top, Lord we love you and are here for you.............. bunch of hugs, Sherry

rgossett4195 said...

You have a great attitude hon!  ~rose~

cste609371 said...

You will be even more beautiful than you are now! YOU GO GIRL, KEEP UP THAT SPIRIT!  IM 43 YEARS OLD TOO  &  A  DD  GAL  TOO.  SO TO HAVE perky ONES LIKE 19 year old woman AGAIN, WOULD BE GREAT.  CHERYL~
http://journals.aol.com/cste609371/writingsshortstoriesbyStewart/  

perkysgrl said...

I've been reading along for a while now...

I just had to comment on how well it seems that you are taking all of this... I love the fact that you are finding humor in it all.

Laughter is the best medicine and you are full of it.

My all go well with you...

You and your family are in my thoughts.

And keep those smiles and laughs coming!!

Best Wishes.
~Jennifer~
http://journals.aol.com/perkysgrl/APickleForYourThoughts

ashleekr said...

You will be as beautiful as ever!!
Ash

rap4143 said...

You hang in there!!!!!  
Betty

imshadowraven2 said...

Make sure to take plenty of before pictures so we can compare after the extreme cancer make over........lol seriously your gonna be ok and you know now a bunch of us here in j-land are gonna be on the look out for BIG Gaudy ear rings so if i find some you gotta give me address..................lmao Robin

nelishianatl said...

You should have your own reality tv show.  I think you would be awesome.  I know if I see big gawdy earrings, I'm going to send them your way, if I get an address for you, that is.  You're going to sail through this with such grace!
Nelishia
http://journals.aol.com/nelishianatl/Wishingandhoping,prayingandbelieving/

caromarls said...

Kim - you NEED to send us your address.  I will also be on the lookout for the gaudiest and brightest earrings for you!  What an adventure you are setting out on - most of us would be cringing, crying and yelling "Woe is me!!", but you are telling us "Woe is you - here ... coooooomes....  KIM!!!  In ALL her glory!!!" You go girl!  Love and hugs, Caroline
http://journals.aol.com/caromarls/ANewAdventure

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ajquinn354 said...

Oh loved your site today and your upbeat, fun loving personality and optimistic outlook.  Love people like you.  Can't wait to hear about and see (oops, yoy may not want to share that) your great boob job, that you are so deserving of.  Keep up your fabulous outlook, you are a winner for sure.  Bless you......Arlene (AJ)

queeniemart said...

You have a very positive outlook......you will be an inspiration to those who are scared and dont know how to feel.
Hugs,lisa

texasinheart said...

Hey there,
LOL about the earrings. :-) and the new boobs sounds pretty cool. And let me know and I will donate by big 'ol butt to a foundation too. . lol  I love your perspective.  You could teach me a thing or two for sure. :-)
Hugs,
Holly

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mosie1944 said...

periods?  I faintly recollect those.  Didn't they involve blood?  There ARE some advantages to being an old lady.

missy92980 said...

So I am not going to tell you that you are inspiring... you already know that.  I will tell you that you make me smile tho, every time you post an entry.  I look forward to your next entry from day to day. Thank you for sharing your life with us in J-Land!
HUGS TO YOU!

cneinhorn said...

hmmm...maybe you need hubby to get you some huge carat plus diamond earrings...then they'll be talking!  

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thinkingoutloud said...

I had no idea that would make your new boobie using your own 'parts'.  Now that just too cool:)

Your medical team of people must love you.  It's good for them to have such a positive, funny as all get out, patient.
You will just make the ride so much easier on yourself and them.
Maybe they could attach some your ass to the bottoms of your feet?  That should be good for an inch or two.  Why don't you run that by them?
Ok, now I'm silly too;0)

Love n huggs n prayers-
Niki

jcole16757 said...

Love your attitude about all this!  My thoughts and prayers remain with you and your family~

magran42 said...

Glad the warrior-girl is back.  She will carry you far.  Prayers for your strength.

sangrialel said...

I just love your wonderful attitude!  You are an amazing woman.  Linda

katie39041 said...

lol,iv said it before i will say it again, your amazing,and you will be even more amazing when you get the all clear, your in my prayers and thoughts,
katie

sdoscher458 said...

You are right about the hair, my friends hair came back totally curly and she had totally straight hair before.  I'm keeping you in my heart and prayers. Sandi

dotcomdiva831 said...

you will be in my thoughts and prayers...be well...

lanurseprn said...

I really love your positive attitude.  That's gotta be tough.  You will be in my prayers, Kim.
Pamela

bmorrrick said...

You're so funny Kim...what an inspiration!!  Keeping you in my prayers.

Take Care,
~Bilinda~

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pprrrr39 said...

Love the idea with the earrings.......would crtainly get tongues wagging