Wednesday, April 19, 2006

A few things I can do

But apparently others who live in the same house that I do, can not! lol


They can take their shoes off at the front door, but apparently can't bend down to put them away!....I CAN!


They are always around to let the dog in (Ok, they are all suckers for the sad lil puppy face on the outside looking in, who couldn't be but how come they can't let him out when he's pee pee dancing by the back door?...............I CAN!


They can unroll a toilet paper roll as needed but apparently can't change a toilet paper roll once it is emptied, 3 bathrooms = a lot of toilet paper roll changing for me.............I CAN!


Speaking of bathrooms some who shall remain nameless can lift up the seat to use it but apparently can't understand the concept of putting it back down..........I CAN!


They can go through all the messages in voice mail and look at numbers on the caller ID, but apparently can't delete any of them.........I CAN!


They can go through the house and turn every light switch on in a room but apparently can't use the same light switch to turn it back off when leaving a room........I CAN!


They can rewind a movie that they want to watch but when the movie is over they apparently can't find the rewind button twice in one day...........I CAN!


They can take clothes off of hanger without breaking a sweat but apparently can't put them back on hangers when they choose another outfit..........I CAN!


They can open a cabinet or a door but apparetnly they can't close it when they are finished......I CAN!


BOY! Who knew I was so......................GIFTED!!!!! lmaooooooo

30 comments:

buggieboo1 said...

Sounds like my house! MOMs are truly amamzing! We are gifted!

Sharon

mawmellow said...

Gifted AND a multi-tasker, wow...what a woman ! Your entry cracked me up.

hadonfield78 said...

Yes my dear, you are indeed gifted with those things.........
How about you bring those Gifted talents to my house...............
Cause I gotta bunch of them little ones here that CANT seem to do those things
too..............
And Ima gettin tired..............  he he he

imshadowraven2 said...

In my house the person who does all these things is known as "the little magical fairies " who sneak around undetected.

mzgoochi said...

Sounds like my house, only here, the cat gets blamed for it all since no one will admit to being the culprit. LOL

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njmom72 said...

I know how you feel hun! It's like no one else can do the things Mom does every day. :-)

~ Susan
http://journals.aol.com/njmom72/TheStrawberryPatch

sdoscher458 said...

Boy do we have a lot in common.  I think when we take vows...they should add in and the bride will be the one to close, snap, change, walk, pickup whatever needs doing...forever. LOL....Sandi

mumma4evr said...

I din't know you lived here at my house too!  LOL
Becky

bmorrrick said...

I love your sense of humor....and boy, can you ever tell the truth! (ha)  I hate to tell ya, but it doesn't get any better the older you get.  Even when the kids are all grown and out on their own, there's still a hubby who manages to leave messes everywhere he goes....it does no good to point it out either, he just smiles and says he was too busy to remember!!!

~Bilinda~

thisismis72 said...

I am a damned if I do kinda of gal.
but it is a mess around here cause of it.

Oh well soon all the kids will be old enough for chores.........

Missy

blgrn97 said...

Loved your entry. Seems like we all have a few of those things that only we seem to be able to do. Mine is showers. LOL. Anyway you have a great sense of humor I always look forward to your posts. You definately have an eye for the camera also. Thanks for the laughs.
B.

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gdireneoe said...

LMAO!  SOOOO glad I'm in good company.  You could have taken this from  MY house! ;) C.  http://journals.aol.com/gdireneoe/thedailies

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paisleyskys said...

AND have you noticed that not one single person can step up to the plate and CLEAN THAT DAMN Toilet!!
This is not an art, a NO brainer...35 years and I still wait to be surprised!
LMAO
Great entry Kim!
Stop over... TJ
http://paisleyskys.blogspot.com/

hestiahomeschool said...

I bet you also know how to actually put things in the garbage can, instead of alongside it, and I bet you remember how to make ice cubes.

myheartsaysso2 said...

Yeah that is pretty true.. ha ha! Good one! :) Mel

http://journals.aol.com/myheartsaysso2/WhereTheHeartIs/

dornbrau said...

They're not stupid, they know if they don't do it, you will.  So stop doing it, right?
Wrong.  If you don't do it for them, then it will never get done.  Sorry girl, its a lose/lose situation.  Take it from one who has been there, done that, and still hasn't figured it out yet!

csandhollow said...

You are gifted!!!!

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ashleekr said...

{{{Kim}}}  Where have you been?  I MISS you!! Hope everything is okay....
Ash

cneinhorn said...

Yea, you know I have a bunch of them in my house too, and only one gifted one: ME.  I always knew you and I were special!  LOL

plieck30 said...

Did you notice everyone took your side? I'm glad, because I know what you say is the truth. Paula